What are the characteristics of my ideal pet?
1. Can be hugged, one way or another
2. Is cute, and can be very aware how cute he/she is
3. Can find itself something to eat
4. Can help me win a “ride-your-pet” race
5. Good in playing “Fetch”
6. Can defend me against debt collectors
7. Can, perhaps, help me become a debt collector.
8. I can ride on together with my girlfriend
9. Can be a real party cracker
10. Loves children
11. Loves the owner
12. Loyal to its mate
13. Can share the same meal with its owner
14. Old enough to have extensive experiences to share
Aaaaaand the winner is…..
Ladies and Gentlemen.